Some would say the Bengals aren't NFL players anyway ...
Here's one of those tongue-in-cheek press releases/promotions you can only get with minor-league baseball, courtesy of the Florence Freedom:
With an official lockout looming and a Collective Bargaining Agreement seemingly out of reach, NFL players are preparing for a summer without organized workouts and an uncertain future. The Florence Freedom Professional Baseball Team would like to help out Cincinnati Bengals players by giving them the opportunity to stay active and employed this summer. Please accept our invitation to attend our team tryout on April 23rd.
Chad Ochocinco’s (pictured) recent tryout with Major League Soccer showed that there are numerous opportunities available for players to pursue other athletic ventures. Located right in Cincinnati’s backyard, the Florence Freedom play a 96-game schedule from late May to early September. Any and all Cincinnati Bengals players under the age of 27 (per league rules) are invited to try out for a spot on the 2011 roster. The tryout will be free of charge to Bengals players as we’d like to lend a hand during these troubled times and help the players stay in shape this offseason.
Deion Sanders and Bo Jackson excelled on both the gridiron and the baseball diamond. Even the greatest basketball player of all time took his shot at America’s pastime. Now, we are giving Bengals players the opportunity to be the next great two-sport star. Please accept our invitation to come “play ball!” with the Freedom.
Labels: Chad Johnson, Florence Freedom
5 Comments:
More Frontier League hockum-schokum. Like the true bush league it is.
Joey
I doubt if any of the Bengal players take up this offer because of the fear of getting injured playing on taxpayer turf in Washington.
I'd like to see Ochocinco play in the Frontier League for a short time. Chris Sidick would make him look like a fool in about five minutes.
Ron Wilson
I wonder how long it will take before the Wild Things decide to sell scrap pieces of taxpayer turf in their gift shop?
They were nice enough to give me scrap of it. I reaaly did appreciate their kindness in showing me what I was in for...er,
I mean just how wonderful it would be.
Just think, no more rainouts, no more long rain delays, and best of all, the stuff will actually smell like real grass after a brief rain shower!
It just can't get any better than that. As soon as Solobay can arrange a dome for them all the taxpayers can relax. Well..perhaps not, because if Solobay finds out you have a nickel left in you pocket, he will take three cents of it to waste on something. How about another new car for the tourism folks? Sounds good to me. I AM learning to adjust to life in Washington County where the government finds a new way to fleece you every day.
Ron Wilson
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